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Welcome to the official online residence of your ever loving and gracious Queen; the centre of the online British Empire. After sixty years as your undoubted leader and sovereign lady, one has decided it’s time to reveal the truth. You’ll find the state secrets in one’s exclusive blog, discover the secrets of one’s gin cabinet, watch one’s official video and transform your life into a Royal existence with one’s official shop and much more. Have a look around. And don’t touch anything. And wipe your feet. Your Queen loves you.

The book: An exclusive look at one’s diary.

November 7th, 2012 by Queen_UK | Posted in General

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Ascot, here I come.

Well it is Ascot after all

June 19th, 2013 by Keeper of the site

Get Well Soon DoE

Spent Friday at the BBC to official open New Broadcasting House, deliver Bruce Forsyth’s redundancy notice, explain to BBC News that Justin sodding Bieber arriving late for a concert is not national breaking news and drop off Prince Harry’s audition tape for Strictly Come Dancing. Interesting to see that there are a few DJs who [...]

June 11th, 2013 by Queen_UK

The Chelsea Weed Show

Spent the morning at Windsor Castle tidying up from the weekend’s Royal Eurovision Song Contest Fancy Dress Party. Had Wallace and Gromit (Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg) on the phone for a motivational bollocking before lunch. Mr Clegg was in a particularly good mood as the equal marriage bill is being debated in parliament this [...]

May 20th, 2013 by Queen_UK

Eurovision Referendum

European Referendum Day: that annual vote when Europeans decide if they would like the United Kingdom to stay in the European Union. It’s fair to say we haven’t been the most popular nation for a number of years, although we did do rather well in the predecessor competition, World War II. They were holding a [...]

May 19th, 2013 by Queen_UK

Goodbye Mr Beckham

Very shocked to hear David Beckham announce that he is to retire. Who knew that he was still playing football? One had actually absolutely no idea he could talk but, as the Ex-Queen of the Netherlands always used to say, if you can’t speak out when you’re throwing in the towel, when can you? Apparently [...]

May 17th, 2013 by Queen_UK

The Royal iPhone

Being a technology Queen, one wouldn’t dream of reigning without the necessary tools. The Royal iPhone is at the heart of the Empire. But what apps does a Queen about town need? The secrets are revealed: iRule, NukeControl, CamillaFinder, FalklandsCam and more…

See one’s top ten apps exclusive here.

The Official Shop

Reigning! The exclusive Reigning umbrella, the Gin O’Clock T-Shirt and much more from one’s official shop. Treat yourself. You deserve it. The Queen says so.

Books by @Queen_UK

Gin O’Clock is the first book from the Twitter phenomenon @Queen_UK. An exclusive look at the Royal diaries, the workings of state and Her Majesty’s innermost thoughts. Available in hardback and special-edition Diamond Jubilee paperback and for Kindle and iBooks.

“One of, if not the funniest parodies around and I couldn’t recommend it strongly enough. I know that this is a book that I’ll return to now and again as I think it will always be able to cheer me up. I challenge anyone who picks up this book not to have a big smile on their face by the end of it.”

Your Loving Queen

Queen, Defender of the Faith, Head of the Commonwealth, wife to the DoE, Mother, Grandmother, Great-Grandmother and founder of Gin O’Clock. With more than 1 million followers on Twitter and Facebook, best-selling books published throughout the world and an app that turned a nation’s iPhones into cocktail cabinets, @Queen_UK is the undisputed Queen of the media age.

Now, for the first time, Her tweets, blogs, videos and more are brought together in this new official online residence. Find out more

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